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Monitor settings, lighting, and dye lots can all cause minor differences between the mockup and the actual product.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS:\u003cbr\u003e• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors\u003cbr\u003e• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life\u003cbr\u003e• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration\u003cbr\u003e• Do not dry clean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach hoodie is printed just for you and typically ships within 3 to 5 business days.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExtended sizes or colors available upon request. 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