9 oz Soy Candle - THIS CANDLE SEEMED CHEAPER THAN THERAPY - Light this and pretend everything is fine... repeat as needed. For those days that need a little self-therapy without the copay. Made with natural soy wax blend and cotton wick, with your choice of 8 premium scents and a 50-60 hour burn time.
PERFECT FOR:
• Your friend who relates a little too much
• College students on a budget
• Anyone who's Googled "affordable therapy alternatives"
• Gag gifts that are actually useful
• Anyone who's ever said "I'm fine, I'm Fine"
• White elephant and gift exchange parties
AVAILABLE SCENTS:
• Apple Harvest
• Christmas Warmth
• Cinnamon Vanilla
• Clean Cotton
• Peppered Passionfruit
• Sea Salt & Orchid
• White Sage & Lavender
• Unscented
CANDLE DETAILS:
• Natural soy wax blend (clean burning, eco-friendly, non-toxic)
• 100% cotton wick
• Burns for 50-60 hours
• 9 oz glass jar (2.8" × 3.5")
• Reusable jar after use
• Custom printed label
• Made in the USA
CARE:
• Trim wick to 1/4" before each burn
• Burn on heat-resistant surface
SHIPPING:
This candle is made to order just for you! Please allow 3-5 business days for production before shipping.
More funny candles available in our shop - check out our other designs!
