Funny Soy Candle 9oz - Sarcastic Bad Decision Gift for Friend - Humor Scented Gag Gift

This funny candle reads "THIS IS MY BAD DECISION MAKING CANDLE" - perfect for lighting before sending that risky text, eating pizza for breakfast, or buying something you definitely don't need. A hilarious sarcastic candle made with natural soy wax blend and cotton wick that burns for 50-60 hours in your choice of 8 premium scents.

PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Friends who text their ex at 2 AM
• Anyone who adds things to their cart at 3 AM
• People whose stories start with "So I thought..."
• Impulsive decision makers who own it
• White elephant & gift exchange parties

AVAILABLE SCENTS:
• Apple Harvest
• Christmas Warmth
• Cinnamon Vanilla
• Clean Cotton
• Peppered Passionfruit
• Sea Salt & Orchid
• White Sage & Lavender
• Unscented

DETAILS:
• Natural soy wax blend (clean burning, eco-friendly, non-toxic)
• 100% cotton wick
• Burn time: 50-60 hours
• Size: 9 oz glass jar (2.8" × 3.5")
• Reusable glass jar
• Custom printed label
• Made in the USA

CARE:
• Trim wick to 1/4" before each burn
• Burn on heat-resistant surface

SHIPPING:
This candle is made to order just for you! Please allow 3-5 business days for production before shipping.

More funny candles available in our shop - check out our other designs!