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Funny Soy Candle 9 oz - My Patience Burning Sarcastic Gift - Adult Humor Gag Gift for Coworker - Office Humor

$18.00 USD

9 oz Soy Candle - Do you smell that? It's my PATIENCE BURNING candle. Light this when you're this close to losing it. For life's little annoyances that push you to the limit, and those moments when you're one minor inconvenience away from a meltdown. Made with natural soy wax blend and cotton wick, with your choice of 8 premium scents and a 50-60 hour burn time.

PERFECT FOR:
• Your work bestie who gets it
• Coworkers who understand the struggle
• Adults who appreciate sarcastic humor
• Gag gifts that are actually useful
• That family member who tests your patience
• White elephant and gift exchange parties

AVAILABLE SCENTS:
• Apple Harvest
• Christmas Warmth
• Cinnamon Vanilla
• Clean Cotton
• Peppered Passionfruit
• Sea Salt & Orchid
• White Sage & Lavender
• Unscented

CANDLE DETAILS:
• Natural soy wax blend (clean burning, eco-friendly, non-toxic)
• 100% cotton wick
• Burns for 50-60 hours
• 9 oz glass jar (2.8" × 3.5")
• Reusable jar after use
• Custom printed label
• Made in the USA

CARE:
• Trim wick to 1/4" before each burn
• Burn on heat-resistant surface

SHIPPING:
This candle is made to order just for you! Please allow 3-5 business days for production before shipping.

More funny candles available in our shop - check out our other designs!

  • We currently ship to all locations within the United States. Join our Sticker Society to be first to know when we expand to new regions.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 1-2 business days.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • Something not quite right with your order? Don't worry—we're here to help! Drop us a line and we'll work our magic to make things right.


Funny Soy Candle 9 oz - My Patience Burning Sarcastic Gift - Adult Humor Gag Gift for Coworker - Office Humor

Funny Soy Candle 9 oz - My Patience Burning Sarcastic Gift - Adult Humor Gag Gift for Coworker - Office Humor

$18.00

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