"Everything will kill you... so choose something fun." This hilarious coffee mug features a fearless cowboy riding a shark. It's the perfect blend of Western grit and ocean chaos. One side shows the bold cowboy shark design, the other displays this darkly funny motivational quote. For those who live boldly and laugh at danger.
THIS DESIGN IS ALSO AVAILABLE AS A STICKER
Perfect Gift For:
• Dads with a wild side and dark humor
• Husbands who love adventure and sarcasm
• Cowboys, ranchers, and western fans
• Shark enthusiasts and marine life lovers
• Office workers who need daily rebellion
• Friends with a YOLO mentality
• Anyone who appreciates funny motivational quotes
Ideal gift for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas presents, holiday gift for your adventurous partner, White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, or just because life's too short for boring mugs.
Great for morning coffee with a side of chaos, office desk motivation, man cave decor, camping trips, fishing buddies, beach house kitchens, or anyone whose life motto involves calculated risk and zero regrets.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Material: High-quality ceramic with glossy white finish
• Available in 3 sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, or 20 oz
• Cowboy shark design on one side & "Everything will kill you... so choose something fun" on opposite side
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free
• Vivid, long-lasting print quality
DIMENSIONS:
• 11 oz: 3.8″ H × 3.2″ diameter
• 15 oz: 4.7″ H × 3.3″ diameter
• 20 oz: 4.3″ H × 3.7″ diameter
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Dishwasher and microwave safe for easy cleaning and daily use. The print quality holds up beautifully wash after wash.
SHIPPING & PRODUCTION:
Each mug is made to order just for you! Please allow 2-5 business days for production, plus shipping time.
