Funny Tequila Shirt - Añejo Aging Humor Tee - Tequila Lover Gift - Sarcastic Birthday Gift - Milestone Birthday Shirt

Funny aging t-shirt with the saying "I'm not old, I'm Añejo" This unisex tee is for anyone who has decided that getting older is simply a matter of perspective. Specifically, the viewpoint of a very refined barrel-aged tequila. The perfect gift for tequila lovers, birthdays, and anyone who considers themselves well-aged.

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This lightweight Bella + Canvas unisex staple tee is ridiculously soft with just the right amount of stretch for a comfortable, regular fit with a standard length. Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and a tear-away label for comfort. The printed design won't crack or peel. Available in multiple colors, sizes XS–2XL.

FABRIC MATERIALS:
• Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

PERFECT FOR:
• Tequila lovers and margarita enthusiasts
• The friend who's not aging, just barrel-aged
• Fans of dry humor and sarcastic sayings
• Cinco de Mayo parties and margarita nights
• Milestone birthdays — 30th, 40th, 50th and beyond
• Anyone who prefers to think of themselves as distinguished and not old

EXCELLENT FOR:
Taco Tuesday nights, Cinco de Mayo parties, backyard margarita gatherings, milestone birthdays, or anyone who needs a little tequila humor

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners
• Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration
• Do not dry clean

Please note that shirt colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen. Monitor settings, lighting, and dye lots can all cause minor differences between the mockup and the actual product.

Each shirt is printed just for you and typically ships within 3–5 business days.

Extended sizes or colors available upon request. Just send us a message and we'll make it happen!

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