9 oz Soy Candle - THIS IS MY MASTURBATING CANDLE - Do not disturb when this candle is lit! For solo self-care sessions and when you need some quality "me time." Perfect for setting boundaries, uninterrupted relaxation, or letting everyone know you're busy without saying a word. Made with 100% natural soy wax blend and cotton wick, with your choice of 8 premium scents and a 50-60 hour burn time.
PERFECT FOR:
• Your friend with zero filter
• Divorce gifts and breakup gifts
• Bachelorette and bachelor parties
• Self-care enthusiasts
• Adults who don't take themselves too seriously
• White elephant and gift exchange parties
AVAILABLE SCENTS:
• Apple Harvest
• Christmas Warmth
• Cinnamon Vanilla
• Clean Cotton
• Peppered Passionfruit
• Sea Salt & Orchid
• White Sage & Lavender
• Unscented
CANDLE DETAILS:
• Natural soy wax blend (clean burning, eco-friendly, non-toxic)
• 100% cotton wick
• Burns for 50-60 hours
• 9 oz glass jar (2.8" × 3.5")
• Reusable jar after use
• Custom printed label
• Made in the USA
CARE:
• Trim wick to 1/4" before each burn
• Burn on heat-resistant surface
SHIPPING:
This candle is made to order just for you! Please allow 3-5 business days for production before shipping.
More funny candles available in our shop - check out our other designs!
